Ummmm, say what?

There is the age old question, who is smarter: Men or women? While, I am not here to try and settle that debate, I think that men definitely shot themselves in the foot recently, and here is the evidence.

Esquire magazine recently posed the question to male readers "If you could have dinner with one female celebrity, who would it be?" These are the top three in order (I'm not lying either)

1.Condoleezza Rice
2.Oprah Winfrey
3.Angelina Jolie

I have no logical explanation as to why Condoleezza Rice is at the top of this list. I mean sure she is the right hand man...errrr woman to the President, but does that constitute her as number one on the dinner date scene? Methinks not. Oprah I can understand because all dinner I would just try and convince her to buy the entire state of South Dakota, and let me have it all to myself. Apparently, Angelina Jolie is attractive but she's not, and if she adopts one more baby from "Nami-I don't know where the fuck you are on a map" I might drop kick her . So this list is the possibly the worst list ever.

Conversely they posed the same question, but instead of women, they were asked about men. Ok guys we can make it up here.

1.Jay Leno
2.Bill Clinton
3.George Clooney

LENO AS NUMBER 1!! WHAT GUYS ARE THEY ASKING! I WANT TO KNOW SO I CAN FUCKING SHIT IN THEIR WASHING MACHINES. Clinton, is an interesting guy, and extremely charismatic, as is Clooney. But Leno as number one...I just shake my head in utter disgust. Hell I would take Kevin Eubanks over Leno.

These answers make me question the male psyche. It's like asking the same group of males "If you could have any two Christmas gifts, ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, what would it be?"

I think their answer might be "Half a jar of mayonnaise, and a 40 watt light bulb"

Men shouldn't even be allowed to vote in any future elections for the next twenty years, and I'm dead serious.