Workin' that 9-5

I was thinking this morning, what would certain celebrities be doing as jobs if they were not in the entertainment industry. I came up with a few, hopefully you agree.

Vin Diesel-The guy who tests out food additives before they get approved by the FDA

Star Jones-human tarp to cover Yankee Stadium when there is a rain delay

Alfonso Ribiero-...wait you still have to be active in the entertainment industry... Pass (Shit that was awkward)

Rosie O' Donnell-I don't think she would have one set job, but maybe odd jobs here and there like babysitting, cleaning houses, and filling in for Satan when he has other things to attend to.

Jeff Goldblum-I just want to say Jeff Goldblum is the smartest man alive. Except maybe for Stephen Hawking, and Alex Trebeck. That being said, Goldblum would be doing a job that required a lot of thinking like the guy who writes material for encyclopedias, or creates really hard crossword puzzles in the newspaper. But in all likelihood a marine biologist.

50 Cent- Personal Trainer

Brad Pitt-A really genuine and charismatic waiter at Applebee's

George Clooney-Hard to say, but something involved with doing a lot of hot girls, drinking fine wines, and wearing nice suits....I've got it, fashion photographer, or adult film star.

Pat O' Brien-teaching classes at a local community college about how to communicate with your partner.