Stone Cold Lindsay Lohan
You might be wondering why I am comparing Lindsay Lohan to Stone Cold Steve Austin. But when you look at it closer they are actually quite the same. Sure one is a beer swelling, ass kicking Texan who raises hell. The other is a fine wine drinking, psycho, man eater who raises hell from NYC.
See back in 1997 at the height of Austin's popularity he managed to piss off a different person every week, whup their ass, and drink lots of beer. It seems Lindsay Lohan is also attempting to follow in the footsteps of Austin 3:16, I mean she made Jessica Simpson cry.
She might not have the size or ass kicking ability of Steve Austin, but if I ran into Lohan I would be really scared...with a massive erection. Making it a unique situation to say the least.
I just can't wait to make it huge in Hollywood, date Lindsay Lohan for two days, then have her dump me for John Stamos.
Sure, Lohan is 19 and she has already been passed around more times than a bong at a PHISH concert, but how many times do you get to have care free sex with a crazy chick?
Yeah you gotta take advantage of that...
posted by Trace Milyn at 7:06 PM
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Scared with a massive erection... sorta sounds like prom night.
Just so we're clear Lance, was that yours or joels M-E that you were refering to seeing / having on prom night?
I didn't go to prom. I couldn't find a date so I watched reruns of Head of The Class instead.
I recall you showing up for prom dressed like a giant leapord
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