Friday, May 05, 2006

Move over Kevin Federline as "biggest white male douchebag"

Remember last week when I wrote about Kevin Federline making it humiliating for me to be a young, white male?

I guess Tom Cruise saw my post, and felt the need to take that title for himself.

Good Lord, Why?

4 Comments:

Anonymous dancing with the stars said...

He looks like that crazy, drunk uncle dancing at someone's wedding. Then he hits on your date, drives you to Taco Bell wasted at 3 AM only to mouth off the cashier and pass out silently in a tray of fries supreme.

4:14 PM  
Blogger Trace Milyn said...

Aka me in ten to fifteen years.

8:15 AM  
Anonymous J.E. Skeets said...

He sort of looks like dancing dog shit.

12:32 AM  
Anonymous melissa said...

Joel...I thought I saw you pull that dance out of your ass at classics two weeks ago.

8:22 AM  

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