Move over Kevin Federline as "biggest white male douchebag"
Remember last week when I wrote about Kevin Federline making it humiliating for me to be a young, white male?I guess Tom Cruise saw my post, and felt the need to take that title for himself.
Good Lord, Why?

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He looks like that crazy, drunk uncle dancing at someone's wedding. Then he hits on your date, drives you to Taco Bell wasted at 3 AM only to mouth off the cashier and pass out silently in a tray of fries supreme.
Aka me in ten to fifteen years.
He sort of looks like dancing dog shit.
Joel...I thought I saw you pull that dance out of your ass at classics two weeks ago.
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