One of these IS like the other
Ok that's it...I am tired of going to the bar on the weekend, and seeing this chick named "Hollywood" whore herself out all the time. She's got to have more diseases than the monkey in 'Outbreak'
Bitch please...
I was watching tv last night and I saw an ad for a movie called POSEIDON. Clever trying to fool people into the fact that it's a remake of 'The Poseidon Adventure'. Because just by calling it Poseidon, it really gives it that unique, and indivual feel to it. (The marketing team should totally get a raise for this idea)
Hmmm, it looked strangely familiar though to some other craptastic movie made in 1997...But the name escapes me me right now...
Tight....Tits...Titus...Remember the Titans....
Shit it will come to me later, anyways I saw the ad and I was just happy to see Richard Dreyfuss is working again. He was the bomb in Jaws, and What About Bob. Other than that I was so enraged at seing the ad that I wanted to make myself black out, then awake several moments later and think it was all a dream...
Sadly it wasn't and there was no Heavy D and Salt N' Peppa up in the limosine either...
Fuck you Hollywood....I hate you....
Please call me though, because I love you just the same.
posted by Trace Milyn at 5:37 AM
8 Comments:
How does the name Poseidon have an unique and individual feel to it? Explain.
Sorry,it was a joke about how the title "'Poseidon' was unique and individual from the title "The Poseidon Adventure"...
Heavy D needed a shout out. You've made his 2006 (probably made him 2000's, all of them). I need a towel to wipe Mr. Pibb of the monitor.
um...didnt the monkey from outbreak just have one disease? thats what i thought.
You're right annonymous I'm sorry...
What I meant to say was "more diseases than your mom"
SO...if the monkey has one disease, then my mom has none...??
Nope your mom still has many diseases. Trace's last comment was sans monkey. Perhaps one of those diseases was passed on to you at birth and has since developed in to a learning disability.
You should probably get that checked out.
I'm pretty sure they're not trying to be original Trace...they want people to know it's a remake...because it is. Just like when they named the new King Kong..."King Kong".
Anywho...anonymous' mom gave me the clap.
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